VIVA LA DIVA by Neiltox
with apologies to Coldplay
I used to rule the world
til the Power Rangers came to town
I would fly so high
but those brats would shoot me down
Pillage and steal hooray
Life was always gay
Now the Power Pukes
they always get in the way
I try to make them work for me
but they go back to being goody goody
My crew can't do anything right
Seeing them fight is always a fright
Rygog and Porto are no help to me
How is Elgar related to me
All my plans are thought out so well
but the result is always Hells Bells
My migrane's easy to explain
The Power Pills are a great big pain
Their goodness makes me want to hurl
Yes, I want to rule the world
I would call Rita for advice but
she says to run and don't think twice
I would call Big Mama D
she says corrupt Red Ranger Tommy
I tried Tommy Kim and even Kat
but the damn plans they always fell flat
Rangers are such a pain in the ass
They really do give me gas
Rygog and Porto are no help to me
How is Elgar related to me
All my plans are thought out so well
but the result is always Hells Bells
My migrane's easy to explain
The Power Pills are a great big pain
Their goodness makes me want to hurl
Yes I want to rule the world
I threw this together in a couple of hours. we like
enjoy and
comments are welcome. good or bad. I may even do another
songfic or two in the future.
