VIVA LA DIVA (songfic)

Neiltox · 02/12/12, 08:15 PM

VIVA LA DIVA by Neiltox

with apologies to Coldplay

I used to rule the world
til the Power Rangers came to town
I would fly so high
but those brats would shoot me down

Pillage and steal hooray
Life was always gay
Now the Power Pukes
they always get in the way

I try to make them work for me
but they go back to being goody goody
My crew can't do anything right
Seeing them fight is always a fright

Rygog and Porto are no help to me
How is Elgar related to me
All my plans are thought out so well
but the result is always Hells Bells

My migrane's easy to explain
The Power Pills are a great big pain
Their goodness makes me want to hurl
Yes, I want to rule the world

I would call Rita for advice but
she says to run and don't think twice
I would call Big Mama D
she says corrupt Red Ranger Tommy

I tried Tommy Kim and even Kat
but the damn plans they always fell flat
Rangers are such a pain in the ass
They really do give me gas

Rygog and Porto are no help to me
How is Elgar related to me
All my plans are thought out so well
but the result is always Hells Bells

My migrane's easy to explain
The Power Pills are a great big pain
Their goodness makes me want to hurl
Yes I want to rule the world

I threw this together in a couple of hours. we like

enjoy and
comments are welcome. good or bad. I may even do another
songfic or two in the future.

mbozzo · 07/18/12, 10:46 PM

Divatox isn't the only villain to feel the pain of fighting the Power Rangers. Many main villains went though that pain.

02/12/12, 08:15 PM	#1
Neiltox Putty Patroller Join Date: 02/11/12 Posts: 4	VIVA LA DIVA (songfic) VIVA LA DIVA by Neiltox with apologies to Coldplay I used to rule the world til the Power Rangers came to town I would fly so high but those brats would shoot me down Pillage and steal hooray Life was always gay Now the Power Pukes they always get in the way I try to make them work for me but they go back to being goody goody My crew can't do anything right Seeing them fight is always a fright Rygog and Porto are no help to me How is Elgar related to me All my plans are thought out so well but the result is always Hells Bells My migrane's easy to explain The Power Pills are a great big pain Their goodness makes me want to hurl Yes, I want to rule the world I would call Rita for advice but she says to run and don't think twice I would call Big Mama D she says corrupt Red Ranger Tommy I tried Tommy Kim and even Kat but the damn plans they always fell flat Rangers are such a pain in the ass They really do give me gas Rygog and Porto are no help to me How is Elgar related to me All my plans are thought out so well but the result is always Hells Bells My migrane's easy to explain The Power Pills are a great big pain Their goodness makes me want to hurl Yes I want to rule the world I threw this together in a couple of hours. we like enjoy and comments are welcome. good or bad. I may even do another songfic or two in the future. __________________ You need every square inch of your ass kicked.- Buffy to Evil Willow (Season 6)

07/18/12, 10:46 PM	#2
mbozzo Power Ranger Join Date: 08/16/09 Posts: 876	Re: VIVA LA DIVA (songfic) Divatox isn't the only villain to feel the pain of fighting the Power Rangers. Many main villains went though that pain. Last edited by mbozzo; 07/25/12 at 11:22 PM.